Friday, February 17, 2012

Obama’s Last Chance Before November: A Media Sponsored “Surge” for Insanatorium

Obama’s Last Chance Before November: A Media Sponsored “Surge” for Insanatorium

Obama’s Last Chance Before November: A Media Sponsored “Surge” for Insanatorium

Predictably, a liberal media would LOVE to further goad the many gullible and irrational Recalcitrant Repugnicans into supporting the one and final sexist joke candidate Tricky Rick Insanatorium (a.k.a. the new “anything but Romney” liberal pawn stooge).

On a national level by which the moderate majorities are likely to vote for our next United States President, observe the following polling charts:

14/2/12 Obama (48.8) vs. Romney (43.1)

14/2/12 Obama (50.0) vs. Insanatorium (40.7)

Notice that as Insanatorium is shamelessly supported by Fox News and cheerfully tolerated by a Liberal Media, Romney’s gap widens but never to that of Insanatorium’s insurmountable divide from the incumbent. When compared over time, these two charts are quite revealing. In reality they point out the futility of a vote for anything but Romney.

Clearly, Insanatorium has never been nor will he become electable on a national scale. The majority of swing voters are in fact rational, politically moderate, and easily swayed against inflexible sub-genius populist candidates beguiled by social distortion and mindless religiosity.

Right Wing Media Disloyalty for Profit and Liberal Deception

What the liberal media would like you to think in terms of the infallible candidacy of Insanatorium is no more justified than the bottom line of Fox News in which its various degrees of discomfort with Mitt Romney can only be measured by four more years of sensationalist profit should Obama be anticipated to win the 2012 election. Today, major media outlets profit most when there is something politically sensational to complain about. Again, the re-election of Obama would mean big profits for Fox News whereas a successful election of Mitt Romney would not profit a liberal source of media such as NBC in the same way. This sort of contrast and controversy will always mean one sided profits for competing news organizations. This being said, I believe that news sources like Fox will in time support the inevitable candidate out of necessity rather than today’s foolishly anticipated gains. As I have always said, the last man standing is the one that tells the truth and likewise, greed sells the winning team. Pathetically, ambulance chasers like Insanatorium suffering from the egotistical illusion of autonomy can run only for the excuse under the persuasiveness of those liberal media power brokers least withdrawing from Obama’s hopium for the masses.

A Problem for the Incumbent

It is likely that as the Iranian threat rises, so then will the price of oil exacerbate many of the current economic world problems. A perception of fear toward collapse, should this soon occur, will favor the fiscally conservative businessman and hawkish candidate in November. Any peaceful solution rather than maintaining current tensions between the United States and Iran would certainly benefit the incumbent while placing Israel further at risk. This is not likely to happen. To make matters worse, an average $1.84 per gallon of refined auto fuel (US) in 2009 is now approaching $3.50 and beyond. Assuming that an increase occurs prior to the national elections, one can easily imagine the political impact as per the many overleveraged and underemployed consumers once looking to the current administration for relief.

Thursday, February 9, 2012


Now that the over-all economic situation is perceived to be improving, social issues are front and center before an unsuspecting public mass of gullible Republican religious Mid-western kooks. One such powerful issue concerns the sex-negative patriarchal non-sense of Rick Insanatorium touting religious freedom from Obama’s recent media sponsored display “enforcing” contraception amongst religious organizations. There can be no question that sex and the patriarchal struggle for power played a key role in the temporary hold upon Romney’s momentum. Obviously, Obama’s brilliant strategy of dredging up the mandated healthcare issue of contraception prior to the tri-state elections was meant to emotionally charge a spiritually dumb majority that he himself once referred to as folks that “cling to guns or religion.” This in turn created a sense of gripping sex-negative hysteria that prompted an irrational vote for a candidate that would never be elected facing the incumbent. Thanks to a recent win for Insanatorium, Obama could not be happier with respect to his concern for the established support for the only electable candidate, Mitt Romney.

My hats off to President Obama for this one! He has cleverly manipulated the majority of $piritually $tupid Repugnicans within Missouri, Minnesota, and Colorado (no big surprise here). Now I suspect that the aforementioned mandated issue of contraception will continue within media for as long as few suspect manipulation in order to hold back Mitt Romney in Michigan and possibly beyond. In this regard, a subtle reference to Romney’s health care mandated program as the former governor of Massachusetts cannot be easily ignored by the less informed!

Rick Insanatorium?

As you may be aware, this pathetically inept candidate is none other than the ousted Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum (see also Ricky is described as a rather modest mouse amongst the meek and at best, a witless political nit who believes that our dying world is neither populated enough with human beings, nor can it be influenced by over-industrialization! Worse, this anti-Darwinian Bartholian Dolt believes that global warming is nothing more than a conspiratorial hoax designed to benefit people like the former Vice President Al Gore! Insanatorium is also a First Century Catholic meaning that he is vehemently opposed to any and all forms of birth control, people with vaginas, sodomy (including prostate exams), insurrection, and heresy against the Holy See.

As the simplest of minds can at once project, Rick Insanatorium has absolutely NO CHANCE of winning against a more RATIONAL and intellectually superior President Obama within a national election.
Clearly, any vote for Ricky Insanatorium is nothing more than a vote veiled by and for Obama.

What Then of Mitt Romney?

As the only concern for the incumbent camp in 2012, the former successful Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney will methodically collect a majority of delegates. As the eventual Republican nominee, he will remain a concern especially for those mindless yippies now withdrawing from Obama’s hopium for the masses coupled with an ever growing insufficiency of tax-payer spare change.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

An American Psychopath Wins South Carolina’s Republican Primary in 2012

As the illusion of choice continues to elude a gullible voter base of misogynistic hick Repugnicans in South Carolina, we see that such voting apart from reason had been predictably cast into the political sewer of contrarian vanity (recall “anything but Romney”). On the surface, it is evident that any vote for a badly aging white morbidly obese man like Gingrich is nothing more than a vote for a much younger, smarter, and physically fit President Obama in 2012. In light of this, I am sure that Obama’s campaign members are delighted by South Carolina’s outcome and will further attempt to damage the prospects of Mitt Romney as their primary concern. Gingrich will simply beat himself along the race especially with comments like “food stamp president” that might work for Repugnican racists in South Carolina, but for a thinking populace (i.e., people that can read); this will only provide ammunition for the incumbent.

Spiritually, this marks South Carolina as a true place of back-woods darkness in which psychopathy is blindly accepted by a majority of Repugnicans as the norm.

Why do I say this?

The former disgraced Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich is by definition a psychopath.

Unlike most sociopaths, psychopaths are well organized, seek positions of power over others, and often appear normal unto the unsuspecting eye. As with the disloyal sociopath, they feel no empathy, remorse, or responsibility for the pain, pleasure, and/ or suffering of others. In the case of Gingrich’s ex-wife whom he left for dead once she was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, we see a similar pattern of behavior concerning an earlier wife whom he also left with a diagnosis of uterine cancer! During her time immediately following cancer treatment, Gingrich cold heartedly took advantage by requesting further legal matters concerning the details of a previous divorce. He did not, as some accounts falsely report, move to divorce the cancer stricken woman on her death bed. Now ask yourself, what self-respecting woman of any era would vote for this man?

According to the Hare PCL-R list for which Psychopathy can be recognized, we see of Gingrich a menacing superficial charm coupled with the most grandiose sense of self-worth, proneness to boredom, and a serious lack of realistic long term goals such as being elected President of the United States. Cunningly, he is capable of manipulating an audience and like most politicians, openly accepts the parasitic lifestyle.

A pathological liar is a person who projects a belief in one’s own lie often as a misunderstood “truth.” Recently when asked of his censure by Congress for ethics violations (i.e., for lying to Congress), Gingrich responded defensively saying that he had been exonerated of all charges. Exonerated by whom? How many times have we heard the former Speaker of the House belittle his audience by elaborately explaining various “misunderstandings”? In spite of what he thinks, the relevance of his past behavior does matter when running for President of the United States. Perhaps one of the more important signs of psychopathy will include the avoidance of responsibility and in the case of Gingrich, he often cites “divine grace and forgiveness” by his God as a recent convert to Catholicism. This is one of the reasons that psychopaths are often drawn to slave religions such as Christianity; not only can they hide from society within the church, but they can also discharge any and all responsibility for “sin.”

“I am at peace with myself and God”

-Jeffery Dahmer

The Endorsement of a Psychopath

Just before the South Carolina Primary began, Chuck Norris openly endorsed Gingrich. Are you kidding me? This is almost as bad as being endorsed by Sarah Palin. What a poor and insensitive joke this has all become for the Republican party.

Like cat and dog people, there are always comparisons that can be easily made but with Chuck Norris, you either have people like me that are inherently repulsed by him or others who never shit right in public toilets. Such people are rarely seen but you can always know where they have been. Just like in South Carolina, we all know that horrible feeling when kicking open a public stall either to vote or to shit. What is the difference anyway?

In conclusion, I predict that the serious candidate Mitt Romney will aggressively pursue a more reasonable voter base in Florida. This should effectively begin the process of uniting the party behind a viable candidate against the incumbent. Furthermore, this should help to rid this political season of the most comically inept group of candidates in history.